At some point, the world's pot smokers lost touch with life's simpler pleasures: a nicely rolled spliff, or a toke from a bowl, or a one-hitter disguised as a cigarette. The impulse toward ever-more complex smoking implements has surely reached its apex with this, the "Mask of Moldauthein."

Cool name. But what is it? Allow this insane trailer to illustrate:

The device, crafted by glassblower Etai Rahmil, is specifically made for smoking dabs, ANIMAL New York reports. It costs $6500, and if the, uh, Mask of Moldauthein isn't to your liking, there are other, equally ridiculous versions, too. Like this one.